Lease Lover T-Shirts

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'And this is my landlord...'

Lost our Lease.

Man with a piggy bank in a car with 'Just Leased' written on the back.

Archimedes statue with a lever

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

The Dandy

'Wait a minute....!

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

The Critic...

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

"Great launch party"

"We've got borrower's remorse."

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"Wait!"

Lady has a coffee break.

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

Go Back to New York

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

Queen

Hang Time Fido

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'Then I add the juice of one bottle of brandy.'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'