Lease Lore Gifts

'I think it's the landlord after his three months in advance lease payments.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

Man on an Island has a sign that says: Selling Out Must Vacate Lost Lease.

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors, slip-and-fall warning, and, barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'Office amenities' dangled by 'Leasing agents'

Tenants and Landlords - 'Are we nearly there? ...'

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

Landlord holding back a tennant from his money: 'It's all part of the service!'

"You do realize you're not getting your security deposit back, right?"

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

Man with a piggy bank in a car with 'Just Leased' written on the back.

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

'I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable with signing a long term lease.'

'Well so much for not needing a break clause in the lease.'

"Actually all four rooms - the alcove, the closet, the kitchenette - are in this room."

'I'd like to lease with an option to pulverize.'

‘We unknowingly bought a leasehold new build!’

'And now, before we sign the lease on your apartment, repeat after me...I do solemnly swear that during the terms of this lease, I will have no children...'

'Do you also have a leasing plan for gasoline?' (at an auto leasing office).

'And this is my landlord...'

"Your lease is up" threatening letter.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So, what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

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