Letting Officer Gifts

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"...and the neighbors on both sides have credit scores over 800."

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So, what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

"Actually all four rooms - the alcove, the closet, the kitchenette - are in this room."

The Anti-Agent

Hate Platforms

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

America, are we learning anything?

"What's a debenture?"

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

When Engineers Crack.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Minority Report

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"I spy with my little eye…"

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

A Little Extra

Slow Night

Historic Bank Jobs.