Licensing Pillows

Man sees Creative License Bureau

Microsoft Software Detector Van

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

'I need both hands for steering.'

'The penguin is upset...'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

'You better have a hunting license.'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

Licensing Officer

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

"It's an old photo."

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

Seatbelt Use

Trivia Pursuit

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

Legalization of marijuana

'I think it's the landlord after his three months in advance lease payments.'

"Yes, it is an interesting coffee table, isn't it? My husband made it from an old telly we never use."

"Your parking meter is expired, your license is expired, your plates are expired, your city sticker is expired, your insurance is expired, your library card is expired..."

"We're getting close man- now they let you open a joint account!"

'Here's your license!'

'Do you also have a leasing plan for gasoline?' (at an auto leasing office).

Legalize marijuana

'No license? You mean you're an illegal Beagle?'

'Wanna bet they don't have telly licences?'

Conservatives in Power Disappoint the Licensed Trade