License Contender Pillows

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'I need both hands for steering.'

'The penguin is upset...'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

Man sees Creative License Bureau

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

"It's an old photo."

'Do you know that your pilot's license has expired?'

Microsoft Software Detector Van

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

Trivia Pursuit

White Cliffs of Dover

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

"Your parking meter is expired, your license is expired, your plates are expired, your city sticker is expired, your insurance is expired, your library card is expired..."

6 Yard Dash with only three competitors.

'Think of this as an opportunity. All those great contests employees are ineligible to win...well, now you're eligible.'

'Wanna bet they don't have telly licences?'

"This is an insult to everyone who carpools."

Arms race

Domino Toppling Championship

'No license? You mean you're an illegal Beagle?'

'Maybe you weren't meant to teach.'

'He lost his licence after 35 years and it's been that long since he's walked anywhere!'

ANGLING CLUB. FISHING WITH PERMIT ONLY.

The first clerk of the first DMV.

'Madame, I an clearly see that your cat is a dog. You'll have to pay the $25.'