Licensing Advocate Pillows

Trivia Pursuit

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Man sees Creative License Bureau

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

He'll have to go!

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

Licensing Officer

"Hi - I'm the Devil's Advocate!"

'I'm not eating that - it hasn't been advertised on the telly...'

Protest sign editors: 'End Layoff Now!'

Microsoft Software Detector Van

You guys, if we're gonna Zoom from inside our houses, you have to move into the light.

"Why, yes, Your Honor. That would make me his Advocate."

Gay Rights

"We're getting close man- now they let you open a joint account!"

Hemp Bombs

"Let's play David and Goliath. You'll be David and I'll be the ACLU."

"Dare I ponder what's next?"

'We're being followed.'

It's a Bill of Frights Now

Legal Cannabis Plants: Free One Get One Buy.

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'No more black market pot!. . . Plus the tax revenue goes to schools and pot store regulation.'

'Maybe taking the immigration case is a bad idea.'

'No license? You mean you're an illegal Beagle?'

'Wanna bet they don't have telly licences?'

Don't tax me, bro

Sign reads This is a no-smoking building (except for medicinal marijuana).

'This is Colorado where 'buy low, sell high' relates to consumption of pot...'