License Seeker Pillows

'Maybe you weren't meant to teach.'

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Don't cry this time, it is off putting."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Critisize your weight.

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

Courage. Love.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

'The penguin is upset...'

Before and After Thomas Edison

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Irregulars

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Control in the workplace.

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

'And I have an overwhelming desire to be needed...'

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

The corner that Spring's around

Lighthouse has energy efficient bulb.

"Holding her purse? First time?"

"It's an old photo."

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

Emerging from darkness to light

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

Furniture being sent out of the shop ('everything must go').