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Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

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Legalization of marijuana

"We're getting close man- now they let you open a joint account!"

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

'Mood Bank'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

Barristers

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"Bailiff."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"They're class action figures."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

' Of course there isn't one law for the rich and another for the poor..There's only one impartial law. For all who can afford it.'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'You wanted a speedy trial, so I'm sentencing you to a swift kick.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'I got a suspended sentence.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."