Nativism Commentator Gifts

Ishmael Trone

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"Nation-building never works."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Trump Poutine

Laughingstock

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Horse statue throws off rider.