National Oxpecker Day Gifts

'Ok, ok, so it's National Oxpecker Day!'

Bitchbark Canoe

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Do you have any catsup?'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Bad dog."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Support group for sheep.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Super Dog'

Happy.

"Yes, one is a dog."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Fill it up!"

Cat Show

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Your love gives me strength."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."