National Oxpecker Day Pillows

'Ok, ok, so it's National Oxpecker Day!'

Bitchbark Canoe

Polly txt speak

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Do you have any catsup?'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Super Dog'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Support group for sheep.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

"Bad dog."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Happy.

"Yes, one is a dog."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Fill it up!"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Your love gives me strength."

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Riley, I think it's time you learned the truth... You're adopted.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Pssst. Fake poop."