Penguin Awareness Day Pillows

Bitchbark Canoe

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Happy.

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Your love gives me strength."

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Penguin