Penguin Parade Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm off feeding with my girlfirends for a few weeks: Have fun keeping the egg warm...'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Ice shelfie.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Penguin

Teddy and friends.

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'