Penguin Parade Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm off feeding with my girlfirends for a few weeks: Have fun keeping the egg warm...'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Polar bear bowling alley

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Ice shelfie.

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Penguin

Teddy and friends.

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'