Penguin Promoter Pillows

"I'm the result of a one-night-stand my father had with pea-hen."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Teddy and friends.

Penguin

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"I'm in disguise."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."

The only Washroom on the South Pole.