Pawn Promoter Pillows

Chess

"Check-mate! Caught you on another pawn site!"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

Prawn Shop

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

'Get my broker on the phone, please, stock not pawn?'

"Narrative play is dead."

'I've got over thirty football cups and medals.'

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Mega Brokers - StockPawn.

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

"They claim they're being used as pawns and are filing a lawsuit."

'It never fails - Every Social Security day, he comes in to pawn his crown.'

Revenge pawn

'No Daddy. I didn't say that my new boyfriend was a porn dealer. I said he was a pawn broker '

'This wasn't what I was expecting when they told me they were kicking me upstairs.'

Cash for gold.

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'

Liberal Arts Diploma.

"Nice ring. You sure it ain't hot?"

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

My other dog is a Great Dane.

"I'm the result of a one-night-stand my father had with pea-hen."

BANK LOAN DEPARTMENT, 'I don't usually do this, but I'm going to refer you to a pawnbroker.'