Pawn Promoter Gifts

Chess

"Check-mate! Caught you on another pawn site!"

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

Prawn Shop

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

'Get my broker on the phone, please, stock not pawn?'

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

"Narrative play is dead."

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

Mega Brokers - StockPawn.

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

'I've got over thirty football cups and medals.'

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

"They claim they're being used as pawns and are filing a lawsuit."

'It never fails - Every Social Security day, he comes in to pawn his crown.'

Hello. I'm in your neighborhood to raise awareness for

Revenge pawn

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'

'This wasn't what I was expecting when they told me they were kicking me upstairs.'

'No Daddy. I didn't say that my new boyfriend was a porn dealer. I said he was a pawn broker '

Cash for gold.

Liberal Arts Diploma.

"Nice ring. You sure it ain't hot?"

"I'm the result of a one-night-stand my father had with pea-hen."

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

My other dog is a Great Dane.