Pawnbroker Gifts

Pawn Shop - Selling Pawns.

Prawn Shop

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

Pawn Shop. Buy - Sell. What do you mean he just pawned his air guitar?

Familiarity.

Martin meets an aquaintance at the house of a mutual relation

'Now, then, Thomas, tell your old man to pull on a peg and get me up to my pawnbroker's!

Sadly, there are those who take advantage of bunnies down on their financial luck.

'This is very rare. I'd like to pawn it.'

BANK LOAN DEPARTMENT, 'I don't usually do this, but I'm going to refer you to a pawnbroker.'

Mega Brokers - StockPawn.

Pawn and Porn Shops.

"I can only offer you £10.00 for the gun."

'I've got over thirty football cups and medals.'

Revenge pawn

"So, let me get this straight... You want to pawn your pawn ticket?"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

A fight in the Boardroom.

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

"Gentlemen, we're missing a great opportunity by not hitching this company to the current tailspin."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'