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"I'm the result of a one-night-stand my father had with pea-hen."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Ice shelfie.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Penguin

Teddy and friends.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."

"I'm in disguise."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Penguin Remote

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."