Penguin Awareness Day Gifts

Penguin Awareness Day

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

Bitchbark Canoe

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Polar bear bowling alley

Happy.

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Yes, one is a dog."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Your love gives me strength."

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Penguin

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"