National Cat Day Gifts

Cat Show

Bitchbark Canoe

Police Feline Unit

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Support group for sheep.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Happy.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'Oh, crap.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Family with pets.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Unemotional Support Animal

How Amazon was invented

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Cats on the couch.

Feline Evolution.

"So who is this First pet?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Beware of the Cat.