Cat's Birthday Gifts

"Elinor, honey, isn't Mr. Stripes pretty? He just had his shots."

Cats on the couch.

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

Lets...Play...Faaaaarts. 'Lets...play...faaaarts'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat Nip.

'Do you have any catsup?'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Now I really hate poetry."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."