Cat Gifts

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"She's a weiner cat."

'Hey, Dad! Kitty worked out how to use her new cat-door!'

'Daddy says 'meow'.'

A cat resting after eating a bucket of fish

"I'm so glad I have a job where I can contribute nothing to society from home."

"Listen, and I'll explain it to you again..."

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

'In space no one can hear you miaow.'

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

Lucy was not just a wicked witch...she was like totally wicked!!

Velcro Paws.

'Your usual table leg?'

'How much did you save this year?'

'Sure, we could fetch things for them, but why raise their expectations.'

'He's depressed - let's try him on Moddiedon...'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

"Me, Coco, 'the Catnip King.' You can't make this stuff up, Jenkins."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Police Feline Unit

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.