Cat Philosophy Gifts

'I won't dignify that statement with a response.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

'Do you have any catsup?'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Biofelineism

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cat Nip.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"And where have you previously moused?"

Children's Feast.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."