Feline Philosopher Gifts

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

"All you really need in life is the love of a good cat."

"My one regret is not napping more."

'Nobody showed me what to do, so why do they expect me to do something?'

"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."

'Don't look at me!'

"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"

Valentines from your cat

"I don't believe I belong here."

Do whatever you want.

'I'd like to prearrange nine funerals.'

'I'm afraid that we can't insure you. Our records indicate that you only have one life left'

"I don't care what they say...they don't really want you to think outside the box."

You've caught your tail... now what?

'She taught me that copping an attitude will get you everything.'

'It's a work in progress of course.'

"You're the only one who sees the real me."

"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"

PET THEORIES

"You really took Muffy and Scott and Todd down to the lake and let them go...honest? Have you got a note or something from them so I could be sure?"

'All you need in life is the love of a good cat.'

"Listen, and I'll explain it to you again..."

"It's not about the cat door, is it? It's a 'who is the pet and who is the owner' thing..."

"I hope you're not expecting a tip."

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

'Science shows cats love you!'

"Sure I love them...as much as you can love can openers."

'I bark, therefore I am.'

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

If only we could learn how to open these things, we wouldn't be dependent anymore...

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On