Feline Philosopher Gifts

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"

Cat doing complex equation to work out the jump he needs to make.

"All you really need in life is the love of a good cat."

"My one regret is not napping more."

'Nobody showed me what to do, so why do they expect me to do something?'

"You fed me tuna and cleaned my litter box, Harris, and I'm not going to forget it."

Valentines from your cat

"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"

"I don't believe I belong here."

"You're the only one who sees the real me."

"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"

PET THEORIES

You've caught your tail... now what?

"I don't care what they say...they don't really want you to think outside the box."

'She taught me that copping an attitude will get you everything.'

'I'd like to prearrange nine funerals.'

'It's a work in progress of course.'

'I'm afraid that we can't insure you. Our records indicate that you only have one life left'

"You really took Muffy and Scott and Todd down to the lake and let them go...honest? Have you got a note or something from them so I could be sure?"

"Listen, and I'll explain it to you again..."

"I hope you're not expecting a tip."

If only we could learn how to open these things, we wouldn't be dependent anymore...

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Lola Knows More Than She Lets On

'All you need in life is the love of a good cat.'

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"Sure I love them...as much as you can love can openers."

"Believe me, I'm accustomed to being analyzed by my cat."

"It's not about the cat door, is it? It's a 'who is the pet and who is the owner' thing..."

Cat Philosophers

"How do I get down?"

"You expect me to believe you were at a mouse convention?"

"'Au contraire' to you, too."