Mythical Sword Wielder T-Shirts

'How did he do that?-I've been after that fish for the last twelve months!'

Sisyphus during Covid

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'Honey, I'm Rome!'

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

Guitar Hero.

Corporate pirate.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

The strong corna war

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

Battle.

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

"Did you enter the correct password?"

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

'Come on Kevin, that's enough wishful thinking for one day.'

'As a typically observant medical provider, the extremely high levels of iron in your system have me quite puzzled.'

"Sit tight, chief-I'll take you out where the big swords are."

"Awesome! Are you sure I won't end up spending all my time on it?"

'Great. Now that I've got a better idea of your tolerance for risk, I have a few investments to recommend.'

Pot of gold at end of rainbow, "I only hope that it's gonna be exempt from tax"

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

'It seems silly to me, too, but there's a local ordinance against handguns.'

'Then it's agreed...I'll treat your rough scaly skin and you'll teach me how to swim.'

Croquembouche.

'I want you to endow me with the 'King Midas touch' for 24 hours.'

Sword Fight