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"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Freia and her golden apples

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

'No you can't keep it!'

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Business witch

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

Frog Prince

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

Heavenly Ships

"We're interested in a five bath, one bedroom that's on the water."

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Bigfoot Research Center

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

'Help! I'm held prisoner at the lost Atlantis! Derek Dinsdale'

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.