Mythical Square Foot Hunter Mugs

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A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

Freia and her golden apples

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

'No you can't keep it!'

Frog Prince

Business witch

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"Ambitions . . . to catch the Loch Ness Monster"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

Heavenly Ships

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"We're interested in a five bath, one bedroom that's on the water."

Bigfoot Research Center

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

How the Magic Dragon got the Knickname 'Puff'.

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

Sea Angel