Mythical Punster Pillows

"I'm not surprised you're getting fat, Eve, it's all those apples you've been eating."

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

K9 Literati

Dogs life

'Out, damned Spot.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Veloci-Rapper

Note Book

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'On Wall Street, both stocks and bonds dropped on news that adversity is good for the soul.'

Beauty and the Baste

Bookworm in book, sign reads: 'Tome, Sweet Tome.'

2B or not 2B

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Optometrist Humor

"Damn autocorrect!"

'I'm calling my invention 'IPO'.'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

'Evolution sounds good in theory, but what if we get overqualifed?'

'Mom, am I my brother's peeper?'

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

The Flirtateous Period

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.