Paranormal Punster Pillows

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

Dogs life

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Water is discovered on the moon....

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Note Book

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

Beauty and the Baste

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

"Can you give me some sort of metaphor for how you're feeling?"

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'