Mystical Jesters Gifts

Madam Zelta foresees all.

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

'Can we have a table near a handsome man please?'

Why he always make pictures of him food?

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"No one has actually ever tried it before...so apparently you CAN take it with you!"

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'It certainly is a big one!'

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.

How Clowns Find Their Inner Peace.

'Oh, about your theory - Heisenberg thinks he's found a loophole.'

'Why don't we wear business suits and call ourselves marketing executives? We could make a lot more money.'

'Well, if you need me to put it into 'layman's terms' maybe you should be talking to someone with a lower IQ.'

The end of the world is at hand: '10... 9... 8... 7...'

"I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet?"

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

'I'm not complaining, but the last time you took me out to dinner, Colonel Sanders was a brunette!'

Nobody was really sure why the deceased spirit kept spelling out the word 'soapdish'.

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder.

"Not the God I expected."

'Make sure he gets plenty of fruit.'

'You know the saying 'He who dies with the most toys wins?' Well, THIS is what you win!'

'I'm sorry, Jee-Jee, but Toomak has mad skills.'

'Actually, my wife wouldn't LET me have any last words.'