Mustard Maestro Gifts

'Now cut the mustard please Loveday.'

Shaken not stirred

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Viola player coming through!"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Patissier

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Computer Music

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Two men discussing thier moustaches

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"Cool game!"

Dijon Vu

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Nuclear Families

Black Truffles!

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

How to wear a false moustache.

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'

Potter

'But, Mom, more toys are a 'quality of life' issue to me!'

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention