Mustard Maestro Pillows

'Now cut the mustard please Loveday.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Shaken not stirred

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Viola player coming through!"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Patissier

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Computer Music

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Two men discussing thier moustaches

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Black Truffles!

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Dijon Vu

"And that's why we don't have nice things."

"Cool game!"

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

Fifty ways to style your nasal hair.

How to wear a false moustache.

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'

Potter

"...while 86 million prefer grilled cheese, and 57.4 million of them like mustard on it."

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

Hipster Ventriloquist Convention

"Do-" "A deer, a female deer." "Re-" "A drop of golden sun." "What do you think?" "I like it. Can they dance?"

'But, Mom, more toys are a 'quality of life' issue to me!'