Musical Accountant Gifts

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"Hmmm....not bad. What about liquid assets?"

Branson space shot

News. Year- End Economic Report. I don't want them to fine-tune the economy --- just get it in the right octave.

'One day son, all of this will be yours.'

Rhinestone Accountant

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

Open Wide The Dentist's View.

"Be careful - these things have consequences. Tax consequences."

Accountancy - 'plein air'

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

Right brain accounting.

“I can’t disagree, your methods are very creative. But… have you any practical accounting experience?”

Hoping to soften its image, the IRS devises the singing audit-gram.

'So the cuts have started then?'

Accounting's poet laureate.

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

Extreme Accounting!

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

"Can't talk right now - we're in the middle of a fiction-writing workshop."

"Very impressive. I see you majored in accounting and minored in creative writing."

Broker's Report

Deep in his heart James the accountant was an artist. Sometimes when he was alone in his office, he worked the keyboard like a pianist playing the Goldberg variations.

"If there's discrepancies in my tax returns, don't blame me. Blame the guy in the alley I paid $20 to do them."

IRS - 'You had NO earned income last year?', 'That's what my boss said.'

"I look after her tax affairs for �1,000 - she wanted �2,000 but that's all I could afford."

"I really like to push the envelope. I've even been known to do quintuple-entry bookkeeping!"

'Forget the early withdrawal penalty. What I'm taking out, I didn't put in!'

'I can't play -- I'm being audited.'