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'Better call the coroner, Mahoney... I can't tell if this is a homicide or some sicko's idea of romance.'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

Who killed Jeffrey Epstein? No Clue.

"You'll like this one...It's really a surprise to find out it was the sister who killed her!"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"He didn't need a motive! He used a gun instead."

"After eliminating all suspects...the murderer can only one person."

'It's the way he would have wanted it. . . killed by Colonel Mustard with the lead piping in the library.'

"Well, it's about time!!!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Edgar Allen Poe

Barks in code.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'You know too much,'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Bermuda Triangles

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Joan Hickson

Murder in Apartment 6-K

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

Stonehenge Explained

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Beyond the known and the unknown.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.