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"Any clues?"

The D.B Cooper mystery solved...

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

"Here at Hazmat Acres we take pride in our beautiful mystery mounds."

"It looks bad, boss - they got your DNA off an old tennis ball."

"Five Guys in Witness Protection."

"Something's fishy. I mean look at this place. How much do drug sniffers earn?"

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'The Existential Files.'

"Oh, I do love a mystery."

"Look Constable, the final piece of our jigsaw."

"You've been watching too many of those CSI shows."

'We'll have to check dental records to be sure, but we think it's the tooth fairy.'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

Joan Hickson

'We did a catscan on him and we still don't know why they purr.'

"I just hope people in the future are, like, 'What the hell are these things?' "

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

"It looks a lot like him, but he would never have worn a tag on his toe like that."

'That area used to be called the 'Bermuda Rectangle', until one of the sides mysteriously disappeared.'

Conspiracy theories club - trust no one! (CCTV cameras watching each other).

The Mystery Deepens

Cryptologists Anonymous

'He was at his desk a second ago. I don't know, he's just...disappeared.'

'Same tragic story...A disgruntled athletic trainer burst into the locker room and starts taping players at random...'

Political Espionage

"I'm sorry, Mr. Holmes, but we just can't allow all these deductions."

'It looks like some sort of threatening note.'

There's one very important thing you should know about me. Unfortunately, I'm not going to tell you what it is.

'Good news. The DNA proves you're not guilty, you have no genetic diseases, and you're a half-brother of the Prince of Glavistan.'

Conspiracy Theorists Association.

'Are you sure this is all you can remember seeing after you were attacked?'

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

'We just lost our last safe house to foreclosure.'

"Has anyone got the faintest idea what we started to build?"