Mysteries Pillows

"Any clues?"

The D.B Cooper mystery solved...

Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"

"Here at Hazmat Acres we take pride in our beautiful mystery mounds."

"It looks bad, boss - they got your DNA off an old tennis ball."

"Five Guys in Witness Protection."

"Something's fishy. I mean look at this place. How much do drug sniffers earn?"

"Look Constable, the final piece of our jigsaw."

'The Existential Files.'

"Oh, I do love a mystery."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'On Facebook, no one knows I'm a yeti.'

"You've been watching too many of those CSI shows."

'We'll have to check dental records to be sure, but we think it's the tooth fairy.'

'We did a catscan on him and we still don't know why they purr.'

"Watson, there's something here that just doesn't fit."

Joan Hickson

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

"I just hope people in the future are, like, 'What the hell are these things?' "

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

The mint on the pillow? Why it's complimentary my dear, Watson!

'That area used to be called the 'Bermuda Rectangle', until one of the sides mysteriously disappeared.'

"It looks a lot like him, but he would never have worn a tag on his toe like that."

Conspiracy Theorists Association.

'It looks like some sort of threatening note.'

The National Association of Conspiracy Theorists will meet here tonight at 7:00...or will they?

'He was at his desk a second ago. I don't know, he's just...disappeared.'

The Mystery Deepens

There's one very important thing you should know about me. Unfortunately, I'm not going to tell you what it is.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Holmes, but we just can't allow all these deductions."

'Good news. The DNA proves you're not guilty, you have no genetic diseases, and you're a half-brother of the Prince of Glavistan.'

'Same tragic story...A disgruntled athletic trainer burst into the locker room and starts taping players at random...'

'Are you sure this is all you can remember seeing after you were attacked?'

Conspiracy theories club - trust no one! (CCTV cameras watching each other).

Cryptologists Anonymous