Murder Mysteries Pillows

'Better call the coroner, Mahoney... I can't tell if this is a homicide or some sicko's idea of romance.'

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

Who killed Jeffrey Epstein? No Clue.

"You'll like this one...It's really a surprise to find out it was the sister who killed her!"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"He didn't need a motive! He used a gun instead."

'It's the way he would have wanted it. . . killed by Colonel Mustard with the lead piping in the library.'

"Well, it's about time!!!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Barks in code.

Edgar Allen Poe

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'You know too much,'

Bermuda Triangles

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Joan Hickson

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Stonehenge Explained

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."