Murder Mystery Aficionados Pillows

'Jack the Ripper as a child.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Police film evidence

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

The Raven - The Study at Night

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."