Murder Mystery Fanatic Pillows

"Was the coroner able to establish the cause of death constable?"

Duck or Grouse

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"True crime meets reality TV"

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

Bribery and Corruption.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

'It's not for acting...It's for a testimony in a courtroom.'

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"It was me who did it!"

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

We really have to stop letting him watch the news.

"Don't ask where it comes from. Just be glad I can provide."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"I'll have the roasted chicken. Make it look like an accident."

"According to your resume, your last three employers are some of the biggest crime families on the eastern seaboard. I don't know what position you've applied for, but welcome to the company."