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"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

'The House Of Mystery'

The Tin Man is missing, and authorities expect foul play.

Mobile Holmes.

"Hello. . . I was canvassing the local area, and I thought I'd call on you. . ."

"I know who ate my guppy!"

"Honey, would you quickly Google ‘passport, Brazil, arsenic, remarriage’ for me?"

Yeah, I do have a suspect.

'Cool! A mystery bride.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Barks in code.

Edgar Allen Poe

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'You know too much,'

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Bermuda Triangles

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

The Elliot Ness monster.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

$1: Family Secrets

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."