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'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

Chicken CSI.

'You've got to admit, it's an effective witness protection program!'

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

The letter was captivating – mind you, by nature, most ransom notes are.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

hard-boiled egg...

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

The Philip Marlow family

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'Veins...arteries...I told you I can never tell one from another.'

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Dog detectives

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

"Say, Chief, any progress on the pencil case?"

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

The Meeting

Optician and the PI.

Locking Up Crime

"Then I tried the move from business casual to white collar crime."

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"Make it look like an accident"

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

Why did the chicken cross the mafia