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"So, what exactly do you know about the disappearing cashpoints on our high street?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

$1: Family Secrets

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I said slime."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"There's something I have to tell you."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Cheating Death.

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."