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"So, what exactly do you know about the disappearing cashpoints on our high street?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

$1: Family Secrets

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"I said slime."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"There's something I have to tell you."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Sphinx Comes Alive

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"