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Agatha Christie

Sherlock Holmes

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Edgar Allen Poe

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

$1: Family Secrets

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"I said slime."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Puss in cement boots"

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"