Mudslide Appreciator Gifts

Following the Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.

Our visit to the flan factory.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Baby at Christmas Dinner

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'How do I know your ours?'

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Bungee sodbustin'

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

Christmas Pudding

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'