Mudslide Appreciator Pillows

Following the Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Is it something I said dear?"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Playing pig

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

Spring is coming... Sunshine, warmer weather... and MUD

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

Baby at Christmas Dinner

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'How do I know your ours?'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Christmas Pudding

Bungee sodbustin'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'The squid seems a bit underdone.'

'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.