Mud Path Explorer Gifts

(Early Signs of Spring #2) A stroll in the country

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'How do I know your ours?'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'It needs more dirt.'

Bungee sodbustin'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

Pete Bog