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(Early Signs of Spring #2) A stroll in the country

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Playing pig

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'How do I know your ours?'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

Bungee sodbustin'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

'It needs more dirt.'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'