Mud-loving Parent Gifts

'You kids go and play in the mud while we have a cup of tea...'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

Playing pig

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I love rock festivals!'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'It needs more dirt.'

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Bungee sodbustin'

Silencing the baby

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

"I don't know why I'm surprised, but you seem very down to earth."

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs