Mud-loving Parent Mugs

'You kids go and play in the mud while we have a cup of tea...'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Mom: Look what I made!"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Silencing the baby

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

'It needs more dirt.'

Bungee sodbustin'

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'...I got my hands dirty washing my face!'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

Pete Bog